Had to hold off reading article because reference in first sentence to “high Googling” intrigued me so. Does this mean Googling while high? Or high-level Googling? Or some other measure? Curious.

Yeah that’s why my second retort (“I’m barren”) is a better route. Heh.

CLAIRE.

Oh my stars I almost missed that! Too many Jez notifications this morning. Fantastic.

I always thought I would have kids, but I was damn sure not going to have them with someone that wasn’t into being a dad, or who didn’t meet my needs as a partner or whatever. I’ve had long term relationships that could have become a marriage (one did; we were children), but kids just never panned out. When I realized…

Excellent fucking righteous indignation. Fuck yeah, better than waking up with coffee.

Ha ha ha, no, I haven’t gotten around to it yet, but I can totally see Claire’s cool, smooth response. I suppose it’s not exactly an original retort but it’s still pretty awesome.

Ha ha ha ha!! I only talk a good game. You are deliciously, righteously evol.

I’ve got a better one. Tell them you’re barren. That’ll fuck with them but good.

So do you ask them why the DO have kids as a retort? Because there’s like, a total population explosion and global warming and it’s actually quite selfish YOU KNOW.

I am 47 and childless and I’ve never had friends ask me when I was going to have kids or why I didn’t have them yet or whatever. My mother asked me exactly once. I don’t know why. Maybe everyone is secretly thinking, “Thank FUCK (™ Adele) she’s not having kids. Oy.”

But where is Dr. Phil?

Perfect comparison. Love it.

I agree with this but I still think that’s awesome shade.

I loved it, but then I would watch it and hate it. But then I still loved it.

Speak for yourself! I knew he was a fuck up, if not a crack-addled fuck up. Okay, actually, yes, I take your point.

I keep hearing Dems blaming the GOP for creating this monster but the truth is, the real blame lays with the American people. But nobody’s gonna say that.

So unfair.

That is very true. The only way you’re not damned is if you never did it in the first place. It doesn’t seem fair.

Ha ha, even his own response had a sort of “Yup, sounds like me” subtext. He says he doesn’t remember doing it, but obviously he can imagine that he might have.