Bagged milk. It's an Ontario thing.

As a C-grade Canadian, I will continue to occupy the same camp. (After the big game today, natch.)

Only in Ontario, you fool!

I see what you did there. They hate it when we're gracious!

HA HA HA HAAAAA

I don't think it was ever officially determined who was responsible. Most people figured Roenick and Tkachuk. And probably Chelios.

Have a nice day.

Oh. Well in that case, FUCK ALL YALL!!!!

Roenick should have been left behind in 98 after he trashed his hotel room.

Of course, we have Stompin' Tom and Jughead up here...

How'd ya like that "star" response? Eh? Eh?

Are you talking about The Greatest American Hero?

One can only assume those taking you seriously are American.

Our passive aggressive response was to force you to kill those three minutes yourself.

I'm sorry.

THIRD BLOOD.

Oh my god. I hate it, and I love it. Je suis confusé.

umad?

Ha! You have fallen into my trap. Your knowledge of Canadian customs and traditions is clearly only cursory at best.

Her first name ain't Jessica, it's JANET. Ms. Gretzky if you're nasty.