Rice with PORK.

Perfect for a spot of Bentley Jousting.

Deep South New Zealand. Big skies, big water, big mountain and big streets. If you can’t park outside the shop you want, you go home.

200k. As if.

Oh, they are not for sale here...

Once I had overcome the fear pang of DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD, I think I need to ditch my 3.0 Boxer 6 Scooby wagon, and have the Camaro in the interim before the Type R Jag.

2015 Ford Falcon in NZ.

First ever car, deliriously lovely Alfa Romeo. Dirt track north of Durban heading to weekend away. All of 17. Flat tyre. Alfa tyre spanner simply shears on first try. Sit waiting in scorching heat. First vehicle to pass speeds by and lifts a giant rock - up - through windscreen onto passenger seat.

Oh please. In the 60's you could see ANYTHING with a tablet.

Lexus.

Clearly the bonnet of a Volkswagen beetle.