"What a loser."

Skinny, thrifty, little you that doesn't want to pay for safety equipment can uninstall your seatbelts anytime now. Thanks.

...I think that you might have gotten lost. Here's how you get back to gawker.

You sound like an idiot. FYI

Skinny you has to pay because 'experts' are complete morons for relying on BMI to determine how healthy a person is.

Editor's note: Half the names on this list are fake.