If I was cornered by wolves in the garage full of home depot stuff I'd grab the weed whacker. Those things will get through skin and eyes, and provide a solid radius of destruction. Especially the heavy duty gas powered ones.

Here is the secret to surviving stomach flu/food poisoning...Pedialyte. That stuff is like some sort of super drink. it doesn't cure you, but it makes you feel a lot less shitty, hydrates you far better than water can.

it's actually absurd to make this post without including the Avant catch. OBJ only beats him because of the distance from the defender

$7,261 is not enough to run a car company.

My uncle used to own an Oldsmobile Torreano I think.

Yeah, I didn't mean to come off as defending the alleged rapists. I mean, fuck them, there's a good chance they did it. Like you, I just don't like the idea of releasing the names of minors who have only been charged with crimes.

Chief Brunelle later added that one of the suspects tried to get rid of some of the biological evidence with bleach, but failed in that attempt.

I'm surprised anyone could identify most of them. by name.

It figures that the Six Winter Springs High football team runs a no-option spread.

"These woods over here?"

Proof that giving your kids ass-tarded first names never leads to anything good.

Stock JKs are fine on the highway, at typical US speed limits. Still, they were never meant to be $70K vehicles and are never going to be very satisfying in that role. It's just the wrong platform.

What a fresh take. Please go on.

You guys ever driven a Jeep on the highway? Add mud tires and a lift to the mix, and you're gonna have a bad time.

Range Rover, on the other hand, they're smooth and quiet.

No jeep, wrong direction. You need to sell a bare-bones AWD 4-seater utility vehicle with acceptable output for $17500.

What has Peyton Manning said that RG3 hasn't?

Bring your own cable? What do I look like, some sort of Toyota-driving peasant?!

That's like docking points from an orgasm because it felt too good.

Right because you can't do something nice until you solve all of the worlds problems right?

8 months isn't near enough, but what i really wanted to hear is they gave the girl's father 10 minutes in a room with this POS, then drag the bag off mush that's left to jail.

You kidnap my child like that and hold her against her will, in duress, in her fucking car, I'll make sure you choke to death on your teeth.