Yes truly I am a massive talent, honed through the oppression I’ve experienced as a middle class white woman. I accept this honor not for me, but for all the pumpkin spice lattes and yoga pants that bravely sacrificed themselves for my cause.

you should be in best american poetry 2015

A pretender at being Chinese,

Yeah, but I hear the bears aren’t very well trained there.

You know where else is wild? Fucking Yellowstone. She could have done this in Yellowstone.