too real

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

It’ll look great when he goes nuts.

No. Eddie and Jake are female...as is Detta. Paul Feig helped cast the movie.

A lot of EW covers look like this. I am trying to remain as hopeful and excited as I can.

She must be playing someone in the ‘Wild West’ scenario because she wasn’t pictured on the set in NYC, only Elba, McConaughey and the kid playing Jake were. The movie apparently doesn’t follow the book and starts in the middle of the story. Maybe she’s playing some version of Alice in Tull?

Lobstrocity

I’m not sure if that gif has anything to do with this. But I ship these two SO HARD. I want someone to eat a biscuit at me the way Tormund does at Brienne.

Heh, this is exactly perfect. *SPOILERS*

I told you I was sorry about that Ginger can we STOP BRINGING IT UP.

I found out I was pregnant the morning of our annual Mardi Gras party. It was like herding drunk cats. And our guests just got drunker and would not leave.

Right? I am all for poking boners playfully! I WILL POKE ALL THE BONERS PLAYFULLY! (when I have permission to be that playful, of course, I am not just going around town with binoculars looking for boners to poke...YET.)

I’m guessing he views anyone and everyone who isn’t just interested in his as a narcissist. I’m guessing this conversation has happened before:

I was thinking that too. Mocking the guy who was helping with the groceries was just rude.

He also hates narcissists and clingers which I suspect is because he is both a narcissist and a clinger.

But this is a genius casting move because when no one knew who the hell Jake Pavelka was, he was able to explain for the men and the audience. So we’ll have on-screen commentary as long as he lasts on the show. Plus, he makes Chris uncomfortable, which is always a bonus.

“Dude” and “Bro” are the only two names you need to remember. If you’re feeling ambitious, through “Guy” in there as well.

There is NOTHING worse than being the only/one of few sober person(s) in a room of drunken idiots. Nothing.

Yeah, I mean, they could hire quality staff and pay a decent wage, but why not use a ‘third-party contractor’ to do the games and work maybe 20 hours a week with no benefits? Because that’s how you get the quality talent on your tech staff.

That’s great but where’s the apology for making them attend a Padres game?