Just imagine what they could do with the power of Kinja!

Scientists now believe that his mustache is actually a sensory organ, much like the narwhal's distinctive "horn" and allows him to hunt more efficiently.

They'll go out to sea and search for months and months, chasing the ghost of the whale's mournful call. They'll become increasingly desperate. Even Adrian will lose faith and want to turn back as the call leads them straight into the heart of a tremendous squall, but Leo, rain drops clinging to his beard, will shake…

That's okay because you're explicitly stating that you would like us to come at you rather than us assuming you want it because you're a good girl and it's just in your nature to desire these things.

Right? I wasn't even super familiar with the Marvin Gaye song, but when I heard Blurred Lines, even I was like, "Oh hey, this sounds super familiar like that one... Oh. No. It's the rape song." Gaye's song is such a classic.

I think they directly sampled the some of the arrangements from Gaye's song. That's why they were listening to those stripped down versions. Even without it, the two songs are just so similar, and like others have said, Pharell and Thicke sued Gaye's estate first. All they had to do was give proper credit or pay to…

Little story for the people like that:

China is notorious even among the Chinese for lax health and safety standards. You could say some of it might have to do with the strong concept of guanxi, which can perpetuate a cycle of trading favors and gifts for influence or to maintain social contacts and mean that contracts don't necessarily go to the most…

Sorry but no. Yelp stars represent a potential 5-9% increase in revenue (or loss) for small businesses while having "no effect on chain restaurants" according this study, which is pretty much right in line with other marketing research out there: http://www.hbs.edu/faculty/Public…

That's a valid point, but at the same time, you have to at some point ask yourself if the developers are focusing on the right things. A movie like The Avengers is crafted to give a specific cinematic experience, one that differs greatly from a TV show, and people generally decide that it's worth it to pay premium…

My brother is gay and sexually active, and without fail he has a scare every couple of months that involves one of those take home tests and a lot of worrying on the bathroom floor. He's an idiot for sure, but what amazes me is how cavalier a lot of older gay guys seem to be about being HIV+. If you're positive,…

I don't know. I'm pretty torn about it myself. On one hand, I completely understand her outrage and I think her call out was hilarious. On the other hand, I'm not sure stooping to their level actually helps advance her agenda or the national conversation. I'm not saying she should place nice or let these assholes…

Oh, so when you say "sitting on a bottle," you don't mean... Ohhhh. Oh. Well that's not as bad as I expected.

You realize the girls involved were 12 too right? We aren't spawned as fully formed heartless bitches. I bet most of them hadn't even been through the Temple of Doom style awakening ceremony yet even.

You are amazing, and you should have a clarinet solo at your own wedding.

I thought the common theme was that aside from a couple of these both the guy and girl involved were kids who had no idea what they were doing.

Right? I'm fascinated by the reasoning there. Did she play tennis? Did she really hate biodegradable things? Was his first draft a dead bird with a photo of her face glued to it? Inquiring minds!

This one time when I was tiny, I played a sheep in the church's Christmas nativity play and I wandered off the stage to find my mom which made my Sunday school teacher nearly shit a brick in rage. Now my parents mention it every single year at Christmas, bonus points if I've brought a date home.

As far as I recall, Favre was never quite the same after the Jets. He was so-so with the Vikings at first, but it went downhill. I agree though; Manning definitely has something wrong that's more than just a some minor leg injury, and honestly, I don't think he'd have that kind of emotional reaction to the loss if he…

It reminded me of watching Favre long overstay his time in the NFL. He's done amazing things. Dude has a neck injury and lord knows what else. He needs to bow out gracefully rather than hobble along for another season. Watching him try to run around tonight was brutal.