You realize the girls involved were 12 too right? We aren't spawned as fully formed heartless bitches. I bet most of them hadn't even been through the Temple of Doom style awakening ceremony yet even.

You are amazing, and you should have a clarinet solo at your own wedding.

I thought the common theme was that aside from a couple of these both the guy and girl involved were kids who had no idea what they were doing.

Right? I'm fascinated by the reasoning there. Did she play tennis? Did she really hate biodegradable things? Was his first draft a dead bird with a photo of her face glued to it? Inquiring minds!

This one time when I was tiny, I played a sheep in the church's Christmas nativity play and I wandered off the stage to find my mom which made my Sunday school teacher nearly shit a brick in rage. Now my parents mention it every single year at Christmas, bonus points if I've brought a date home.

As far as I recall, Favre was never quite the same after the Jets. He was so-so with the Vikings at first, but it went downhill. I agree though; Manning definitely has something wrong that's more than just a some minor leg injury, and honestly, I don't think he'd have that kind of emotional reaction to the loss if he…

It reminded me of watching Favre long overstay his time in the NFL. He's done amazing things. Dude has a neck injury and lord knows what else. He needs to bow out gracefully rather than hobble along for another season. Watching him try to run around tonight was brutal.

The clay eating woman could have pica. It's a disorder than effects women and children most commonly, and the compulsion could be caused by a mineral deficiency or something like celiac disease. There's also an occasionally reported compulsion among women of African descent in GA to eat clay, I think because it helps…

In fairness, setting your loaded weapon in an open back in front of a toddler is one hell of a mistake. It's absolutely tragic, but Jesus Christ. That's a level of negligence that's criminal all on its own.

Their candle game is on point though.

Right? Not to mention comedians have a tendency to be depressed people. Not that they're bad people, just that a lot of comedy comes from a dark place, if that makes sense.

She and my grandmother should hang out. Some gems of this year:

There must be some hardcore boundaries in place when it comes to stand up comedians and their relationship inspired material. Either that or serious talks about what's real and what's played up for laughs.

Chimpanzees, man. If you fall into a gorilla exhibit, you might catch them on a good day and be okay. They even protect little kids!

But will they beta test it?

It's also not always yelling. Some of the worst ones I've experienced are the guys who walk next to you/behind you and look like they're trying to start a conversation. Usually they say really lame/gross stuff in a low bedroom kind of voice. They're super persistent and giving them any attention will just egg them on…