"Boy is my face red" -Rick Reilly

Cool story, but what caused your traumatic brain injury?

Carson should have sent Bednarik to take care of Gifford.

Isn't think about the point the rest of the world imposes economic sanctions and bombs the shit out of y'all until the United States starts acting like a function democracy run by grown-ups instead of swivel-eyed loons?

I love Poo-pourri. It's not embarrassment, but I think not sharing your odor is courteous, and it encapsulates the stench very well. I bought it for my niece when she left for college as part of a survival kit, and she and her roommate loved it. That being said, you have to read the directions. You use it BEFORE you…

Quit hating on people that hate pooping. I have Crohn's disease, so I literally poop All The Time. And it really fucking stinks (literally and figuratively). I'm over the embarrassment of it because I'm only 25 and have already had this for 10 years, and, everyone who knows me knows. But you know what? I hate smelling…

I have some mint drop things I bought at an Asian grocer that I use before pooping in public spaces. I nearly cried tears of joys when I discovered it.

As much as I want to agree that this whole "Girls Don't Poop" business is ridiculous, I would buy this product. Furthermore, I would want others to buy it too! Because at the end of the day, who wants to walk into a public toilet stall (or any toilet) that reeks of shit?

And I'll bet Bradshaw couldn't even spell "fuck" if you spotted him the "f" and the "k".

I was going to hate-watch Hasselbeck on Monday but I can't remember the childlock code we put on FoxNews.

Maybe try this?

You know, teenage girls post pretty dumb photos on the internet sometimes, but it's clear that they don't intend those photos to be scrutinized at family dinner tables and described in detail on blogs. Yes, they put those photos on social media, but clearly they mean them for their friends, etc.

I will tell you what I told Chobani: if you don't want the mold in the damn yogurt, then don't make it in my bathtub because that is all that is in there.

Where Buddy Ryan coached them to multiple titles.

The Eagles. The franchise that hasn't won a fucking thing and yet they and their fans act like they've won eight Super Bowls. This is a fan base that hated Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb for never winning a title, but get rock hard dicks and stiff nipples talking about Buddy Ryan & Randall Cunningham. You know that…

Not even Jesus wept.

And nothing of value was lost.

Olbermann schooled Prisco tonight. Keith was being a moralistic douchebag as expected, but still schooled.

It ends up sounding like "underpants" to me...

But they love being single-minded about certain issues!