Also, wow... 26 and a half grand? I wouldn’t pay near that for a brand new one, let alone a neglected 2014.

I’m 6'4" and sat in one, which was completely ignored, at the auto show once. I wanted it to be crushingly small inside, it wasn’t.

There was an awful lot of leg humping happening about the 500 Abarth, and then it seemed to have completely fallen off the map; I wonder what the deal is there. That said, if I wanted an impractical cheap car, I’d probably go with the Jalopnik gold standard or something a bit more trailer-parky, like a late C3 or C4…

They find pedestrians irresistable.

To be fair, the driver probably never touched the steering wheel.

I don’t know if I’m more unsurprised by the terrible mileage of a V10, or sad about how such a beautiful car (predictably the favourite Viper of many people) will punch you in the stomach and empty your wallet everytime a gas station appears on the horizon.

I guess it’s to be expected, but I’d still drive it despite…

People still steal headunits?

Better be an incredible seat, or I’d be asking them to replace it.

Cars get ridiculous hot, who the hell would leave their phone inside? Asking for trouble, no?

That truly would be an assfault.

Is it really a dead meme if people continue to play into it by being stupid where there is zero chance nobody is recording?

Doesn’t that make the ‘Made in UK’ stamping unneccessary?

You make good points but Pontiac is dead, we need something relevant.

This is a somewhat common mod for motorcycles, for good reason.

Ford: repaired before delivery.

This would pan out delightfully with the guys who tint their taillights.

You say “not”100% but I’m thinking it’s at least 70-80, that seems reasonably well thought out.

Did you give him a bonus for getting you there faster?

I see your point, the 57 year old guy would have some level of responsibility to share if he was breaking a law at the time, if he wasn’t killed in the first place.

That said, if he wasn’t jaywalking, 1-5 (let’s be honest, that’s going to be one) years for killing someone is still pretty light, even if you’re “sorry”…

Didn’t Doug do an article on this, or was it just mentioned in one of his comment sections at some point...