Yes! I hated that triangle as a teen. Archie was never worth it and he openly played them off against each other. Worse is that the girls were written as craving his attention and the rivalry he inspired. Washing his car, cooking him food, doing his homework ... oh that was just Betty? She had no pride in the comics…

“In a world of Kardashians, be a Helena Bonham Carter.”

It’s like she never grew out of the high school theatre nerd stage.

She co-founded the WPS Centre with William Hague, the former British foreign secretary; the position is unpaid and is apparently part of an agreement made when the Centre was created. I say she gets a pass on this.

Always be Emma Thompson

Let’s hope she has to share one with 6 other people like the rest of us ;).

To me, she’s one of those people who seems genuinely nice and well-meaning, but is so insecure that she comes across as needy and overcompensating, and therefore annoys everyone. I just wanna be like, “Girl, you’re beautiful, smart, and pretty talented! RELAX already! Be chill!”

I hope this happens so that KUWTK’s transformation into Game of Thrones becomes complete.

That’s a very astute assessment. I just came here to call her an asshole.

I wonder if Chyna and Rob are going to have a boy, it means there will be another male Kardashian heir to the House and Kris Jenner will drive a dagger through Rob’s heart at the baby’s name day.

It never occurred to me I was pitting anyone against each other.

Kelly seems to always make big showy gesture that only complicate things and take away from the idea there there are good guys and bad guys.

The state of Kelly Osbourne deciding to tweet out someone’s public phone number for any reason. Good god almighty.

Thanks for the info. This whole ripped from Veronica Mars/Pretty Little Liars mystery better be well done.

No, but I remember when Betty punched her.

Yeah, for some reason the wwriter forgot to paste that bit in, as well as the hilariously bizarre Cheryl Blossom stuff.

How did you get this strip? Did you type in Archie+fuckboy+Mrs Grundy+cougar into google images

Ugh. I was excited for this after an interview with the creator, but this sounds like a run of the mill CW/WB soapfest devoid of all the things that make Archie special. The comics have been proving that you can do angsty Archie while still retaining the flavor of the universe, so why can’t the script writers take a…

Ms. Grundy? Really?!?!

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