Here’s a fun fact about Amanda Lauren: that husband she’s staying “hot” for? It’s Ethan Kass, who made a ton of unauthorized trades when he was a clerk at a hedge fund, losing them $8.5 million dollars. What a catch!!!
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This is quoted from that article:
No she’s a sociopath: http://www.xojane.com/relationships/…
Oh I saw that. I follow Mara Wilson, & she put this woman on blast this morning (& rightfully so), & now she's retweeting anyone who shouts out articles written about/supporting/coping with mental illness. Mara is a treasure, Amanda is a shithead.
It was so glaringly obvious that Amanda was jealous of her dead friend. Like, I know saying someone is just jealous is a cliche now, but it really applies here.
HAHAHAHAHA! That’s the measure of that woman’s life, right there. She has zero inner world.
This is all I needed to know: “I’m a hot little blonde with a well-connected family from the Upper East Side of Manhattan.”
Have you seen Amanda’s husband? I’d rather fuck a jug.
Yep. My best friend went through a period where she was constantly seeking joy and light and really wanted to surround herself with things that lifted her up blah blah. And apparently I wasn’t there for her in the ways she wanted (basically: I was to call her and check in regularly, but it was unfair of me to expect…
Yeah, if your big beef with someone is they maybe sorta said something that could have been referring to you on FB and it bothers you THAT much maybe you’re the problem, not the person who is venting.
OMG she didn’t have a boyfriend? Well then she’s DEFINITELY better off dead. Jesus, this woman is a nightmare.
She also tweeted something about listening to some podcast so she could resist the urge to murder her housekeeper and the person who invented the vacuum. I thought her husband bought her a Roomba because she keeps it tight?
“This was putting unnecessary negative energy into my life.”
The reaction to the essay was swift, with xoJane’s commenters asking why this piece even existed; what was its purpose?
This was putting unnecessary negative energy into my life. THIS! Once I got to this line, I was already done. The “go-to” line for incredibly shallow and self aware. Oh yes, sorry Lauren, wouldn’t want some selfish a-hole to be dosing ones life with unnecessary negative energy. Geez!
What the even...
I’m not big on tossing around the word “sociopath” because it gets used far too often, but I do think it applies here. Her whole logic behind why her “friend” was better off dead was that the woman had a messy apartment & didn’t want to go out & party & meet men.
“She also didn’t have real boyfriends or go out on dates”.
I miss Sassy so much. This would never have happened in Sassy! I’m gonna go put on my combat boots and babydoll dress and sulk in the corner until it’s over.