Yeah, it’s quite the measuring stick.

“How’s the food here?”
“Well it’s not poison!” /thumbs up/

HAHA, that is what THEY want you to believe.

He feels like we need to know who’s coming to this country. If not, we don’t have a country. That’s how he feels.

This is always my very first thought. You know who doesn’t have to go around defending themselves all of the time? People who are not flaming assholes all of the fucking time.

If you have to say someone isn't Hitler then perhaps it's time for a major rethink

*sigh*

I think the same thing about his wife Lisa Bonet. Like seriously they fell in the beauty jar before being born.

That is why she's famous. For marrying him.

Technically we are all perpetually two weeks pregnant... even when we’re not. #science

I found out at almost exactly four weeks, because I was trying to get knocked up and tested before I was even late. She would basically have to have peed on a stick and then immediately have called the tabloids, so I side eye her whole “I didn’t want anybody to know yet” thing.

The Denver airport conspiracy theories are just about the only ones I somewhat kind of believe in because there are so many weird things about it! A few choice items:

Wow that ruins literally 100% of the fun of telling them.

Hugh Laurie said it was very hard, post-"House,” to get himself to not limp when the director yells “Action.”

Yep. If she’s 4 weeks pregnant then she would be 6 weeks pregnant in pregnancy time.

I’m not sure how to feel about Doug and Courtney procreating.

Jason Momoa’s tweet is fucking adorable. I would DIE if he called me his boo in any context.

“Doug and I weren’t planning on going public with this so soon. I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control.”

A baby what......?

That’s not proof Al. That pic could be photoshopped. You’re not even touching each other.