Turns out having "being a widow" being the only way women could get any power didn't really encourage women to keep their husbands around...

Or what about, like ... a cake shaped like a tiny, developing brain. “My baby is going to have its own little brain and personality and identity! Isn’t that more interesting and important than what shape its bits are?”

Preparing the kid for the eventuality of getting shot at in school really early by exposing it to the gentle sounds of gunfire instead of classical music.

As soon as I found out I was having a girl, I started wearing a pink bow in my pubic hair.

I know someone who made a wall hanging out of two antique rifles to put above her baby’s crib...

Right? The baby will be a human infant, and will require everything a human infant requires. Chill out about what colour the damn recieving blankets should be, the baby is just going to vomit on them a bunch.

Because the need to express your gun fetish supersedes the need to reveal the gender of your child.

Bah. Everybody know that eagle’s eggs are red, white and blue inside.

People would ask us if the baby we were adopting was going to be a girl or a boy and I would always just say “Yes, probably”. Honestly, we didn’t know and we couldn’t figure out why it even mattered. Apparently, it is very important to be able to buy stuff? That the baby will never notice or care about anyway.

Gender reveals are just excuses for pregnant couples to have extra parties where I have to buy more gifts. Where does it end with these people? (picture Kevin from the office at this point).

i saw that gun one on fb.....WHY would you put guns in something about a baby? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

Now I desperately want aggressively cute and quirky abortion announcements to be the next pinterest trend

Did they know the sex, though?

I had no idea how insane people were about knowing the gender of a fetus until we were in the process of adopting a baby and the birth mother had chosen not to find out whether it was a boy or a girl. I did not think this was a big deal. Apparently, I was wrong. This drove people CRAZY. People who were in absolutely…

STOP DOING THIS STOP DOING THIS STOP DOING THIS STOP DOING THIS OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP FUCKING DOING THIS

Riding a pair of crazes, my partner and I threw a Hamilton-themed gender reveal party. We hired two local urchin children to participate in the reveal and dressed them in blue- and pink-tinted period garb. After an acai bowl brunch, our guests gathered in the courtyard. Both children – the boy child playing Alexander…

I will now ALWAYS use it

I’m just having everyone who wants to know pay me $5. Including my husband.

Whats so cute about shooting an M60 machine gun in a picnic? Is this sponsored by the NRA?

Fetuses do not have genders! I guess ‘developing genitals reveal’ doesn't have the same ring to it.