Maybe I’m just a terrifying person who needs to get a life and spend less time running a Taylor Swift fan blog, but I'm 100% certain I've seen this before and probably made all my friends watch it.

I'm not sure. I'd be terrified of being pinched or something going wrong and never being able to use my vagina again.

I haven't found mine, but last summer I was at the beach with my brother and we found his. He was too shy to say anything, so we just... Stared for a while at him. I took a picture to send to my mom (I know, it's so creepy, but I HAD TO). It was spooky. Like they looked IDENTICAL. Even the same hair texture and cut. I…

god, it really does suck. When I have long nails, I have to do this thing where I use the pad of my finger to like... Drag the contact off my eye. It's not fun.

One of my all time favorite quotes of hers is something like “he asked me not to write a song about him- so I wrote a whole album” (about Red). AND about WANEGBT she said she specifically wrote a song that she knew he’d hate (because he didn’t like pop), and a song so catchy that he’d have to hear it everywhere he…

Man, now I really want to go to Coachrlla.

Mine is my aunt, but my brother’s is my parents friends from their church. He always got an extra gift on Christmas and his birthday when we were kids.

This breaks my heart. Poor girl. She was really talented, too.

Oh god, the people who think it's funny to ask someone out or to dance or w/e as a joke or dare are THE WORST.

God, school dances are the worst. Homecoming my freshman year, I went with a really big group of girls, only a few of whom I was even friends with. I didn’t realize at the time, but I had swine flu (this was maybe 6/7 years ago?). I didn’t really realize how sick I was. I thought I was just tired from staying out late…

Oh my god I didn't mean to post this and it keeps saving on its own just ignore this H

I don't know, if one of my friends was dating Chris Evans, I'd be sorta unsure, too. Because I want him for myself. Also I'm a bad friend, apparently.

Does that umbrella have gummy bears on it? I want it.

God, she is just my favorite. She's so adorable and sweet.

Pooh was pretty much my THING during childhood, so I’m really excited for this. Of course, now I'm a big horror fan, so I don't mind things that are TERRIFYING AND UNNATURAL.

Yeah, as a young child, it could be fun at times. But mostly, it's just... Not.

An excuse for what?

I've never seen the show (I should, though, I've heard good things), but God... This is mean.

Her Twitter is my fave. She is so funny.

Before Jezebel, I had only the slightest clue who this guy was. Now every time I see his face or hear his ridiculous name I have to stop myself from rolling my eyes so hard they detach.