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Oh, I work; I teach, but as a professor, I have an awful lot of office hour time.

Most students don’t use it until toward the end of the semester, when they collectively realize that they’re getting a grade—so if I’m not grading, attending committee meetings, or reading, I’m probably killing time here.

...and the whole,

Say what you want about this shit heel, but his Michael Jackson cosplay is on point.

Thoughts and prayers aren’t going to do anything to fix this problem. You are missing the point, you dolt.

The refs reviewed the Brady comment and it was deemed inconclusive. The comment stands as unbleeped.

I usually say that if a bad call beats you, it is your own fault for letting it be that close. But this was absolutely brutal. Like Armando Gallaraga perfect game brutal. If they are going to miss something like that, then watching a game is almost pointless and you can just watch a random number generator do its

¡Si Señor! ¡Si Señor! ¡Si Señor! ¡Si Señor!

Please. You’re going to need a lot more “No Senor’s” than that if you’re ever going to compete with me on Latino speed-dating night.

Lucky the game was in Washington. If it were in Philly, the kid would’ve thrown his beer in Sudfeld’s face.

Take it up with Bill Gates sir.

Thanks for this! Will update. 

Who’s a Hall of Famer? It ain’t Joe Muthafuckin Theismann.

How to tell a Troll from a Stupid on Kinja: Trolls tend to post BS without further engagement, while Stupids tend to post BS and respond to comments with more BS. The worst is the Troll/Stupid offspring - when these beasts mate, they produce Stupid Trolls - uhg, the worst!

The other day I saw gravity at Barnes & Noble looking for a book on Simone Biles.

If I was an Olympic level woman gymnast, I would send Simone Biles a book on gravity because she doesn’t seem to understand how it works.

THIS COMMENT HAS BREATHED NEW LIFE INTO MY YOUTH-SPORTS VIEWING.

A lot of times when I see a person who’s much shorter than me, I think, “I wonder how many of that person I could take on in a fight and hold my own.” This is usually something I think about at my 6-year old’s soccer games.

I'm kind of hoping that all the backlash against the leaks will make it easier for me to secure a preorder...also fingers crossed that the mint and sand colors are both available for the XL. I'd def buy a mint XL, and the pink render I saw was really cute. I'm getting excited! 

Careful what you wish for.

Careful what you wish for.