Apple’s ecosystem and Apple’s control go hand-in-hand - and control is central to their value prop and user experience. If you don’t want to spend time configuring, researching, or controlling your own experience, go with Apple. If you want a vastly superior experience and have the chops to manage it, go with Android.…

this comment doesn’t really make sense but I’m not really surprised 

Hey, I just work here. Listen to the audio and tell me he doesn’t say breast.

Who’s a Hall of Famer? It ain’t Joe Muthafuckin Theismann.

I never had the patience to learn and memorize the routines required to pull off magic. A card magician may have hundreds of different card tricks, each of which require different decks, different setups, or different methods which have to be followed precisely as instructed, not to mention the ability to improvise if…

Glad this family is safe and sorry for the people who’ve lost their homes  

make fun of them all you want, but they’re outlandishly rich

Shrem said that the point of cryptocurrency was to “give people more liberty and open up an alternative financial system that’s not controlled by any third parties or centralized system.”

This is probably a dumb question, but who has time to go to 9,000 different sites for porn?  That seems like a literal full-time job.

Put me in an envelope and mail me to like Stormfront or Richard Spencer or Trump or some other useless piece of shit. Like a glitter bomb, only disgusting.

Distributed globally in McDonald’s pepper shakers. 

I couldn’t care less where I am scattered, hell you could just toss me in the trash with the rest of the unclaimed ashes and that works for me because I am dead so who cares?

I was a submariner (specifically a Torpedoman) for 24 years, I’ve already arranged to be shot out of a torpedo tube at test depth off of Hawaii.

An urn from the Disney cemetery gift shop :

Gotta Shawshank that shit so you don’t get caught.

Yes, and it’s called the US Digital Service, 18F, and the Presidential Innovation Fellow program. All three were launched under President Obama, have broad bipartisan support and are full of amazing folks doing great and good things.

why though? Why would anyone work this administration? 

Wait and see? WAIT AND SEE?!!?

as a tech exec I wholeheartedly endorse this plan. Let’s get everyone who wants to help Trump to identify themselves and get them over to the government. Then let’s lock the door behind them and not let them back in.

Careful what you wish for.

Careful what you wish for.