Pants DJ sounds like one of those shitty ideas that gets a million dollars on Shark Tank.

“Wearing a shit...”

I was in the back, wearing a shit that said “well, actually...”

Not a single YouTuber on the planet makes “great content”

Is the semicircle in front of or behind the kicker?

Does a mariachi band count as one peice, or three? Asking for a friend.

My proposed kickoff changes:

Actually reading the article? No thanks.

This. Anything that looks like an app store or something to sold digital content automatically is rejected.

100%.

All of them.

Fuck cancer.

Pulling this out of the grey for you.

I think you can count on there still being lots of “but jaywalking” folks, but most of them are busy over on Deadspin explaining that if you don’t want to get beaten and tased by the police, you shouldn’t park illegally.

I mean...kinda. But next time you’re sitting in your car, maybe in your driveway or whatever, take your phone out and look at the shit for longer than 6 seconds. THAT’S A LONG-ASS TIME.

So all the people giving shit to the driver saying she was on her cellphone instead of paying attention need to re-aim their pitchforks at Uber corporate for giving her an additional responsibility that inherently makes her take attention off the road.

Cars are transportation designed to be as safe as possible, even for pedestrians.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

How can this be? The Earth is 9000 years old. #factcheckyour"science"