"Good sir or madam - would you kindly point me to the nearest inn-keep with hast mead? Wait, what? This isn't the renaissance fair?! Dammit."

"DAD, GO HOME - YOU'RE EMBARASSING ME!!!"

^^This! Only, opposite.

Article level = Supergood! Quick typo catch:

Same experience - flying in/out of Paris via CDG is super smooth from my experience; I've made it from counter to gate to plane in under 20 min with the worlds worst hangover - not recommended, but do-able.

Awful airport - just gross all around, from the dingy carpets to the moldy terminals to the name Dulles. It's like if you took an 80s stripmall and made it an airport. "Welcome to our country - most of it is pretty much like this."

My “surprised at this mod” face.

A quick search for "Nintendo" shows Kotaku owes big N $12,042. Pay up, deadbeats.

Most of us are just jealous. Teach us to dance/dunk and we’ll stop pondering.

I get it, because I’m rollin’, in my five point oh. And, if you are wondering, I do indeed have my rag-top down (so my hair can blow).

You must be Italian (because hairy, not because long hose).

Big hairy bear, playing with his hose, trying to get his dawg in on the action.. now where have I seen this before? wait, that sounded weird..

I find the comments on Deadspin are, hands down, the Fucking Best across all Gawker Media - even above Jezebel. No exception here.

The airbags did NOT Deploy!!!

Back in my day, when I got a scrape my dad would always say "Quit cryin' and Rubella some dirt on it".. I think that's what he said, anyway...

Insane Crowd Funding you say?

I'm an LX Dual Side by Side man, myself - plus the LX single for a great triple monitor experience. Ergotron, hands down, best in class.

I'm an LX Dual Side by Side man, myself - plus the LX single for a great triple monitor experience. Ergotron, hands…

Redacted - Ergotron already properly represented. Best. Mounts. Ever.

Redacted - Ergotron already properly represented. Best. Mounts. Ever.

Logitech Z owner here.. I love love LOVE these speakers.. for standard office use - i.e. music, gaming, movies - they are fantastic. Great range, volume's fine, and best in class for the price imho. If you don't have a unique need, i.e. "must have 5.1", I think you'll be hard pressed to beat this value..

Logitech Z owner here.. I love love LOVE these speakers.. for standard office use - i.e. music, gaming, movies -…

For Fuck's sake, someone call Diplo already.