At the bar.

Turntables for cars were - briefly - an actual thing.

Thank you, Mr. Galvin and friend.

Hand me my LP, yo!

“Paul Harvey. Good day”.

How does this even happen? The country names are not even remotely similar. Did the envelope read “Miss Columbia didn’t win"?

I haven’t seen someone fuck their one job this badly since Phil Tippett.

being fair, Draper stretches the definition of “writer” as well

Took me three run through to even see the supposed slap.

this is the douchiest comment on the internet today... literally. You posted it at 12:45 am

Wait, Jason Terry is a star?

I’m going to print this take out and place it in my fireplace. The heat will keep me warm all winter.

Are we still treating basketball as a sport? Seriously, once they started ignoring travieling, I was nearly done. Then, once they made it a felony to touch a “star,” they totally lost me. Basketball is wrestling without the finishing move.

Maybe if I stare till 35,000 loops it will happen.

Your take is still roomtemp.

“The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work”

Meet Dana Trump

So the UFC’s future WAS a sweaty penis!