#TeamAlanAlvarado

Ordering mine now, I’ve been in the market for a new one. Thanks Kinja Co-Op!

Ordering mine now, I’ve been in the market for a new one. Thanks Kinja Co-Op!

Besides the near death experience I had driving near Georgia Tech's campus (routine landscaping maintenance gone bad), I'm still going with my boy Nohtal Alex Partansky for LATHON. I want to add a few new trophies to the shelf to make up for lost time.

I was on vacation with my family and had just finished a snorkeling expedition. Throughout the 2-hour tour, I was surrounded by extremely large fish-like whales and screaming through my snorkel if one was a little too close for comfort. I guess the excitement was too much for my psyche, because as soon as I walked out…

Yes. Yes it is.

FLAWLESS LADIES DONT PAY.

I was once on a really horribly awkward date where the guy would only talk about real estate in North Dakota (which now seems to make sense). We were at a saki bar. I like saki, so why let this dud ruin the evening? I proceeded to drink as quickly as I possibly could and ended up with horrible hiccups that lasted…

Do you feel group brainstorms are effective? Some people say you can't "schedule creativity", but when pressed to find ideas on a tight timeline, where would you suggest starting?

Hi Tommy

you have a stupid burner name.

Professional detachment, is that why you purr insults as unheardkitten? If he does a 'good job reporting tech and gadgets', I believe he has found the right place to write. If this stems from his thoughts on military hardware, maybe you should address that in particular instead of blasting political insults.

I was very tired.

*gizmodo glamour shots*

Sorry Brent, but, GTFO.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. WHHHHAAATTTT

Yes.

Nope, disagree. Off to the love sewer they go!