Last time I was in a diner at 3 am, I ordered as follows:

According to this I should have gotten married last year, about a week before my actual wedding date, haha.

Thank you! My first thought was, "that is NOT safe!"

It's nice to see the fashion industry is starting to open its doors to lanky, angular people of all kinds. Diversity!

My hair is pink so I try to wash it as little as possible to extend the life of the dye. So I shower maybe 5 days a week, skipping a day here and there, but most of that time I'm keeping my hair covered and using dry shampoo when I get out. At the end of the week it gets harder and harder to curl (due to the buildup…

I don't know anything about Rand Paul other than that a while ago I decided he was some sort of Ron Paul/Ayn Rand Hybrid.

Gin.

Look at the handles- those aren't trash bags. I don't know where they're shopping either, but with handle cutouts, I doubt there's trash in there.

This will probably never come to fruition but if we have a daughter I want to name her Jeliza Rose. Watch Tideland (or the preview) and you'll understand why that's ridiculous.

I get upset when it violates church and state separation but not when it's some guy on the street. Because the important part is they are wishing you well, in my atheist opinion.

I wish my work was more PC. We play straight up hymnals as part of our overhead Christmas music. Which, I mean we can because we aren't sponsored by the gov't, but we have a multicultural customer base so why be so exclusionary?

I'm guessing the magazine sold them. I mean, why not get money for the originals too? The outrage over the photoshop is part of the same damn game.

I appreciate that you recognize the whole White Knight thing for what it really is :) Of course there's nothing wrong with helping people, but it's always a good idea to make sure they want/need your help first!

No, I feel you- that kind of behavior is not anywhere close to appropriate.

I was hanging out with a pair of Irish twins and I finally asked them if they thought it was hilarious that Americans ask them what part of Ireland they're from, knowing they probably only know Dublin. The both burst into laughter, in kind of an "Omg an American gets it!" moment.

Absolutely, and that doesn't make any sense to me. I mean, if you are going to ask somebody's ethnicity just.. ASK for christsakes. I mean, if you're going to be rude don't pussyfoot around it I guess?

I don't ask where people are from, unless I want to know where they grew up. In a city like LA most people you meet are from somewhere else and it's fun to talk about your hometowns.

I have a couple of black friends who refer to themselves as oreos. I'm not bringing them up as a SEE BLACK PEOPLE TOLD ME ITS OK. I bring it up because, through our friendship I've said some things that I would now classify as really shitty, now that I know better because of reading comments like yours on the…

Haha, my first thought was, "Soo... we can just publicly admit to felonies now, provided we don't do it anymore?"

I had a spare vicodin floating around in my purse for months as a safeguard for bad cramps that I forgot about until the morning before my husband and I left for our honeymoon. At this point it was crushed into a fine powder that I tried to remove all traces of. Turns out that possibly wouldn't have been the instant…