Is that how you find gifs? I don't know how to find gifs.

That's far too detailed to be made up. Either that or you're a creative genius. I hope both are true at the same time.

See, I was thinking we were talking vaporizer and for a second thought pot was autocorrected to pork somehow.

I wish I had any firsthand recipe knowledge, but a cursory google search got me here:
http://www.thesmokerking.com/page1.html

I'm fostering a mama and babies and the kittens do this sort of thing mid-play to each other all the time. They're 9 weeks old and were born in the shelter (about a week and a half before I got them). I just figured they were being spazzes.

Ok sometimes I think I respond to a text message, but it turns out, hours or days later (however long it takes for me to notice) I'll realize that I just thought a response but didn't actually send anything. Am I alone in this phenomenon?

Retarded may be an offensive word, but not being able to use it creates a void. What should we use in its place? My vote is for 'conspiracy theorist.'

Also, you can't really tell what size someone wears from a photograph.

It bothers me that this is the best source I can find for this (and there's not even video) but:

Maybe I have a problem with having to stop to pull hair out of my mouth because I so easily get knocked off my game these days? Seriously, if I'm on top, and one of knees is touching something that the other one is not, I can't orgasm. I have no idea why the lack of symmetry is so disruptive.

it's not like their pubes grow on their dicks so I don't really care.

It’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face- ditch Egg.

Maybe deep down your dog is just a rebel who plays by his own rules, and you just don't understand his FRIENDS, MOM.

Yes, she knew that going in. And she handled it by following the rules. And then she was chastised and accused of "liking it" for following the rules. And then she lost her gig for following the rules. It is a shitty situation and trust me I know stand up is tough. And sometimes you have to work gigs in places you'd…

My ex boyfriend used to wear some pretty deep V necks, and all of my friends thought he was gay. I'm honestly not sure he isn't.

But this club sends us all memos, telling us NOT to talk to the crowd, or engage the staff in our acts. So basically, I have two choices. Keep going, or show them my tits. I decide to just keep going.

It was definitely near the Hollywood and Vine area, but I don't know exactly because we took a cab (which was absurd to me because unlike the native I was with, I walked everywhere) and I didn't pay too close attention. There were multiple levels, and an outdoor courtyard/stage. The place was pretty large and…

I'm from the midwest (Milwaukee) but I lived in Hollywood for a little while. I've never been to the East Coast, so I can't do a full comparison, but my comparison between LA and Milwaukee:

Milwaukee- seriously best place to drink, especially if you're a woman, and you want to get hammered for irresponsibly cheap. I…

But... you do have a subway. I remember. I used it all the time. The red line was my shiz.

This is how I'm hyperbolizing this conversation-

Can we just not call a pregnant woman fat?

As a society, can we just all accept that when women have a growing person inside of them they gain healthy, necessary extra weight. Even overweight women are supposed to gain some when pregnant.

Is this the 17th century? Or 17 hundreds or both or whatever. Am we supposed to…