Ok yes but Christina Aguilera is also a huge bitch who is rude to other celebrities and I’ve heard numerous accounts of her shitiness and from what I’ve heard, in this singular feud, I am team Kelly. But maybe there was info I missed?

Jeb is a MESS

This is fucking disgusting. All those people there ogling her while she has to do physical activity. I CANNOT UGH

Yeah, that’s pretty terrible. I mean look at the revulsion on the face of that stud in the trenchcoat.

This is how “fat” Alicia Machado was:

Newt’s also very self unaware. He regularly attacks people for infidelities (like Bill Clinton in the 1990s), when he cheated on at least two wives-- both of whom were sick. Him talking about a woman gaining weight fits that pattern. Newt is apparently unaware that he looks like porky pig

This was perfectly planted by Hillary at the END of the debate and has worked quite well for her. Now we’re talking about Trump vs . Machado because Trump is stupid enough to take the bait every time. This not only hurts him with Latinos, but it hurts him with women. Thank you Donald for being so stupid.

That America is being taken down by a combination of celebrity worship and petulant whiteness is a pretty good argument in favor of a god who loves ironic punishments.

The sound of the baby’s heart eventually breaks the moment of silence and Zoey says, “Thank you, God,” which could be an instinctual reaction from her—she could still be questioning her beliefs.

Remember when this shameless fuck face tried to pass himself off as some kind of middle ground moderate conservative? Me neither. Dip shit belongs in jail.

I hope he was only talking about bridges, and not trains.

as you typed this Jane Krakowski has replaced her as the voice

Left Shark is the hero America deserves.

Blessing us with left shark is her greatest accomplishment, IMO.

See what happened there?

“Cher is an average talent”

It’s hilarious that Trump accused Hillary for ‘not having stamina’, while he couldn’t stand for 60 minutes of a debate without panting, sweating, and sniffling, while she stood there smiling, fresh as a daisy.

It was heavenly.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

I know you’re a troll but I’m bored so....what or who, exactly, are you taking your country back from?