ok, i’m starting the “I havent fucked a dude who lived in a crawlspace but I did fuck a dude who ______!” thread

Your not an audiophile if you use BEATS.......lol

She clearly didn’t give a flying fuck about serving in the military now did she?

She was free to not commit the crime and have the surgery all on her own at any time she chose to.

Is he blowing bubbles on her tum tum?

Maybe I’m missing something here, but what the fuck does keeping polygamy illegal do to prevent under age marriage and sexual assault? If marriage is illegal under a certain age, and sexual assault is always going to be illegal (well, on paper anyway, we all know how sexual assault is treated currently, during our…

kinda makes me appreciate what jessica simpson, and jessica alba have created, gwyneth is like amateur hour

Must be nice to say “no” and have the person actually stop

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

I dated a girl once.......remember?

Eat Pray Love

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

More cupholders.

She literally bought her entire current face and body a year ago and now she’s acting like the only one that has a lock on it? So people who looked like that naturally before can’t have modelling opportunities until she gets tired of her current face and changes it again?

I need to give him a few tips on how to pose for the mugshot cam ;)

I have gone to jail for doing much less than chris brown....

I’m gonna go with that one.

Its scary to think that one was raped at a party on halloween ....did everyone there not hear her or see anything? Or did people just turn a blind eye? The other incident as his apartment sounds just horrific, like a freaky Friday, I hope these woman recover.

In all honesty don’t most celebrities act this way though?

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.