I paid off all of my unsubsidized school loans this week! Just cut my load in half and I haven't graduate college yet. Feeling really good about that!

It’s a shame, really. If he would just own it and say “Yeah I’m inspired by fabulous gay men and queens from all over the world. Got a problem?” I could be happy about this. As it stands, he’s jacking their shit with a slap in the face.

Marvel won’t make a Black Widow movie, but we get Scarlett Johannsson in this kind of mess? GRRR

“Green and red motherf——- flag / I dress like a prince, not a f-g / No I’m not gay when I hit it though they rate me,”

It would be nice and dandy to be for it if they weren't constantly attacking black gay men for doing the exact same thing. Male rappers have to understand that donning our culture, which many black queens perish for, and then spitting in our faces for being "faggots" is unacceptable and is no different from the…

I dont use a washcloth just lots of bubbles

Real life isn’t CSI. Not every burglary gets a full forensic investigation. Never mind that you won’t find much DNA in urine.

Is there DNA in piss? No, right? Like, if there’s DNA in piss, it has to be from, like, some random skin cells that came along for the ride or whatever?

I’m sure I’m not going to be the only person to point this out, but there is a VERY famous “looking at art” montage in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” - a one-off example, but I can think of a few others with white characters just off the top of my head (Thomas Crown Affair, several James Bond movies). It’s not a…

Says 8:25 for me. I’m in PST.

That info was on her iCloud. She was travelling overseas and wanted to make sure she wouldn’t be fucked over if she lost her IDs.

imagine taking two seconds to read about what actually happened

Let’s be real, it’s also Botox. Wrinkles are caused by overworked muscles and less collagen production as you age. If your muscles are never overworked, you don’t get wrinkles. JLO seems to have found the perfect level of restraint on the visits to her derm/plastic surgeon.

Do you think my engagement ring is the reason I don’t get hired for work anymore?

Due to the fact that his nickname is “David the Rapist”, I’m going to bet these two aren’t his only victims.

Also, here’s the thing, that stevia she’s hash tagging so hard is...wait for it...a processed food.

Right? Not all sugar is bad. There’s a difference between a Snickers bar and an apple.

Added sugar is one thing, but fruit? No, no, no.

Patti looks great (even tho I dislike her irrational hatred of curly hair), but you need fruit to make wine. Hard pass at #nosugar.

Patti, I’d eat a bag of dicks before I'd give up fruit.