ADOPT a dog, give it a home, and love it forever. This is the proper solution. Also, meet my newest rescue, Captain Button.

Looks like a lot was redacted? Only thing that would make me raise an eyebrow is that it went to Special Victims unit of Miami PD. Probably why it is currently considered a "Suspicious Incident". Or Harbough could be trying to DeSean his ass.

When will companies stop trying to downsize themselves into profitability? It is a temporary solution.

He is obviously an AWFUL, horrible person.

Can we talk about that headline? I mean. This story is sad enough. That was just a bit gut punching.

I would tell her that I don't get paid until April 26th, but it's okay, because you already have these two other dresses you have graciously paid for. Which one would she prefer you wear? (Say this with bright eyes and a head tilt).

Typing is hard. Many so called royals have spent more time on their ass instead of doing good works. It appears Kate isn't one of these. Kind of like Michelle Obama, no? She could just stay out of the spotlight, but chooses to use her notoriety for a good cause. That's pretty cool. Incidentally, Diana had a job…

By this logic, Princess Diana would have just been famous for "Fucking that Dude". Toes shouldn't give her credit for any philanthropy, good works, etc. because we need to focus on what is in/around her vagina. Obviously. I WILL NOT GIVE HER CREDIT UNTIL HER VAG BUILDS A HOMELESS SHELTER!

Seriously. Those pregnant facebook posts? A CURSE UPON YOUR UTERUS.

Was he a "rapper"? Lots of those in Atlanta. "Rappers". Only drink top shelf. Don't tip. Say things like "Don't you know who I am!"

Would monogrammed flasks be acceptable?

And he already shelled out a pretty penny for the bachelor party. Pretty sure that one rang in to the tune of $400 ish. For a 4 day bachelor party that MisterGrits could only attend for one day, as they had it scheduled for Sun-Wednesday, and he as a job....

That's what I'm thinking. They also want my (nonreligious) mister to read a bible verse during the ceremony. In a matching, purchased, charcoal grey $600 suit. So. How should he say no?

I need advice, y'all.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Just dropped by to confirm the pervasiveness of pork products in Atlanta cuisine.

Worked at Best Buy through college.

Works if you rub your hands on a stainless steel sink too. Changed my life.

Can we get a red on the menu?

Just to add my two cents- I dated a male stripper who was quite popular in this little town (Dated was probably too strong of a word, but young and naive, so...) Anywho. People would talk about him with his stage name, and I would get to be all smug because I knew his real name, knew him better, ladida. It gave me…