ORR you can get real fancy and watch old episodes of "The Joy of Cooking" (try saying that not in Julia's voice) with a bottle of wine. I've found the first step to cooking beautifully is to relax about it. Wine helps.

ROYAL TENENBAUMS. But I feel like she played herself. Only more likeable.

...Does she live in a suburb of Atlanta?

So. Related/unrelated. This lady was stalking my boyfriend at his place of business, and one day, out of the blue, started SCREAMING at him that her boyfriend was Russell Crow, and that she would never date my boyfriend anyway. She later left a creepy monkey on his desk- And sent him 15 emails a day. He works at a…

He acted like he believed it, and I did not stick around to find out if he got treatment- But I highly doubt it. It got a little.. scary?

Just highly dedicated to avoiding my work email, is all. And I wish it wasn't mine to tell, alas. Young and dumb.

OH!

Research purposes only: How many times per year do you think that a plant is inspected by the FDA? What do you think happens in event of non compliance? I'm truly curious.

That is the basis for spinach artichoke dip. And that shit is delicious.

One pictured, even.

According to my calculations, 18.4% of Falcons payroll will be out in Week 7. So.

I have it in my head that I give horrible blow jobs. Mistergrits says they are great, because he is lying. My mouth always cramps up. Tips? Tutorials? Help. I have goals, and am failing to achieve them.

Chicken joints and plantations, same as always.

That was because, unfortunately, the folks running the athletic department graduated from Tennessee.

Looks like she has it coming then, eh? Don't get on stage and be ignorant if you signed a contract.

I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH AN ENTIRE MINUTE OF ADVERTISING? This is why AOL lost all of the shares.

I feel like her performance contract should have stipulated for erratic behavior? Yes? Shouldn't they just be following that? Me thinks we are only getting bits n pieces.

Ever tried to diet and failed miserably? That. Times 100. (Smoke free for 182 days. And I would gladly sit down and smoke an entire pack.)

My mom is going to be so disappointed. (Also, i told her I posted that story on the INTERWEBZZZ, and her delicate southern sensibilities could not handle it.)