Celebitchy also takes a lot of liberties with the truth. 

Ooh, Kelly, have you read Eleanor Herman’s Sex With Kings? It’s all about royal mistresses and juicy historical goss.

My issue with the whole ‘scandal’ is that neither the swimmers OR the gas station owner/attendant called the cops or filed a report. So what exactly is being investigated and for what reason??

He might actually be the smartest one of them all....

I’m willing to bet pretty much everyone who doesn’t speak either Spanish or Portuguese couldn’t tell the difference between the two.

Let this be a lesson why you should never tell your mother anything.

I’d probably assume it was Spanish as well.

As bufuddling as this is I have to remember that Lochte, while not the brightest bulb while sober, was drunk with his pals that night. Not an optimal condition for remembering details, especially for our dog paddling human Labradoodle. Watching the video the guys aren’t laughing, but Lochte slaps one guy with his…

Again, Occam’s Razor, bitches- clearly the government set them up to be fall guys, concocting an elaborate story whereby Lochte and co. pretend to be robbed to get attention and then he abandons his teammates before the truth comes out. Then the Brazilian government apprehends them and shows that a) they the police…