The smarmiest.

Not only is Brody the spawn of Caitlyn, but he was largely raised by David Foster while Caitlyn focused on the Kardashians. The guy never stood a chance.

Am I a jerk for reducing women to their appearance? Yep! But here I go:

I also can’t imagine that growing up in that industry gave her many models of stable and healthy relationships.

It is hard to recognize your boyfriend as a piece of shit when you have a father like that. The whole situation is terrible.

My biggest issue with SATC is that they were mostly terrible friends to each other except when it was a plot point that one of them was a good friend. If I brought up a tragic breakup with my friends and one of them made a stupid pun and then starting talking about themselves, I would probably not keep hanging out…

It shall be done.

I find it hard to believe Damian Lewis could get those words out of his tiny mouth.

But it is so ON BRAND with Beiber’s annoying teenage boy persona that he would try and settle a personal score by latching onto someone else’s beef. It’s practically Trumpy of him.

It sounds corny but it was sort of like catching up with an old friend. You fall right back into it.

I’m hoping against hope I’ll get to see her in the role. I can imagine her as the rebel and the professor but am trying not to think too hard about the rest because I have a feeling it is too good for my brain to handle.

I understand that. I feel as though the people I spoke to who enjoyed it came in with expectations that were adjusted because it was a play. Friends of mine who hate it seem to have been expecting volume 9 of the Harry Potter books.

I’m dying to know who you are talking about (though I have a guess!).

Friends we shall be!

I feel as though I alone really loved The Cursed Child. I recognize it isn’t perfect (and I’m sure the flaws will be more glaring during rereads) but it was so FUN. I can’t wait to see it on the stage. By the way, the role of Hermione is such a meaty role, she was always such a complex and fleshed-out character but I…

This looks like Infant Swim Rescue. I was all about ISR, I read a ton about it while pregnant and was a convert. As soon as my girl turned 6 months, I emailed our local chapter to sign her up. Then, we found out the cost (or as they refer you it, our investment in protecting our child’s life) was $900. That’s right,…

I agree. I also rarely trust people who claim to love work as much as she does. I wonder if her business is entirely on the up and up.

I forgot about that!

Did you happen to see the Season 8 Behind the Scenes? It confirmed what I’ve always known, Vicki orders around production as if they are her personal servants. It was disgusting but so affirming because I just KNEW that was what she was like in real life. Could you imagine actually working for her?

She is definitely scared of him for one reason or another. My guess is either her business is shady or some sort of naughty picture situation.