@Dorsal Primary Rami: Chicago is a civilized place, evidently.

That American parents are so paranoid about their children not getting into Harvard that they're considering that this kind of soul-destroying upbringing is worthy of adoption is terrifying. That Amy Chua didn't kill herself after that childhood is no endorsement.

The pharmacist doesn't have a leg to stand on - an anti-hemorrhagic isn't a birth-control prescription even by the broadest definition. Termination is the least they should do or it's the last time ANY of us should step into a Walgreen's.

@RainyDayInterns: Just not aesthetic.

@RainyDayInterns: Certainly nicer than the duct-tape improvisations I've attached to mine.

These are what Transition glasses want to be.

I longed to get one of these for my husband but they are dear. Damn.

Pablo Picasso was never an asshole.

@johnnyabnormal: The overlay would predict more deaths in the Rockies and New England...is there a factor influencing the disparity?

The Midwest is a harsh mistress.

Pressure sensitivity is my killer app.

Do you think he'd bother with paper?

Thank the front end's cool, you should see the back. The flaps are amazing.

Needs more trees.

That's a huge USB port at the back of that thing.

I lost fifty pounds and my husband died.

@Jake Trevorrow: The nickname for the disease is 'Breakbone Fever'. Nasty.

I'm not going to weep crocodile tears for the poor mosquito.

I wonder if that wouldn't violate the Interstate Commerce Clause. This may show up on the Supreme Court's docket.

@George Lozano: first laugh of the morning!