I've spent my life with nerds and fanboys...they are my people. I wish my husband was still here to watch this show; he'd have gotten everything.

How's it on actual grass?

'Myrtus' sounds Latin, not Hebrew. The husband knew his way around both the Bible and a nuclear power plant, but he's passed on and my Ouija board is on the fritz. Anyone know what it means?

But it was so cool when Wayne Coyne did it...

@Nowell: Twisting the knife for you guys.

@bounce37421: It's far worse in real life with your wife making those noises and those parts all bloody and ooky...I suggest you hole up in a bar like your father did. Coward.

@Schatze: You'd be surprised what a woman's legs can do.

@Bassem B.: It's kind of an emergency thing...babies can get stuck and they can die or sustain major brain damage. Forceps used to be used all the time in previous decades, when women were zonked out of their minds with Demerol on the delivery table.

@fococlimber: Keeping them in can be worse...before forceps were in general use you sometimes had to dismember a stuck baby.

@oldmac31310: It's not for the weak.

@Nowell: It is as steampunk as you can possibly get.

@GuyIRL: If you're careful and wash them first.

I could see it being useful if one happened to have one's right arm amputated.

The giant clam has evolved to disguise itself as a boardroom, with tables, chairs and an ingenious candy dish. When a group of middle managers settle down on its adductor, the clam snaps closed and begins to digest its meal.

@Nowell: If they want a robotic screaming mother it's a good start, but I'd pitch it up a couple of octaves.

@Nowell: Parenthood is not pretty.

The husband always said they were smarter than us.

@w1llk - Undoubtedly Cookies: How do you think you got here, dear?

Here's the version your doctor's grandfather learned on:

So, how do we use it against an enemy that likes to blow itself up in a crowd?