America's poor are obese because the industrialization of the food chain has made fatty, salty, processed foods cheaper than healthy foods. In certain income categories it's a sacrifice to feed your family nutritious food. It's totally backwards and the drastic shortening of the processed food chain would be the best…

It might not make it through 'Earthling', but it still sounds useful.

I don't know about the people, but the office plants will dig it.

@4sparta: On purpose? Or just hacking around with one? My husband helped build the F-22 so I'm curious.

Might be fun to run the experiment. Show of hands?

Looks washed-out...shutter speed might not be everything.

Em...aren't you gonna need a shitload of spiders?

@St.Jimmy: I find a wider range of flavor profiles in tea than in coffee, which all manages to taste like, well, coffee. And tea is much easier to get right.

Sadly, the free app only gives you the water stats...to buy the coffee module is twenty-five beans...as it were.

@ugduf: That mechanism looks so cool that the taste almost wouldn't matter. Almost.

If you think seventy-five bucks bespeaks an unhealthy obsession, have a look at the tea world, where you can pay that for an ounce of certain varieties.

@joetato: Google is a wonderful thing.

I just watched their choreographer give birth on the Discovery Channel...a good sport, I must say.

It's sort of 'Koyaanisqatsi' in pill form.

@Meredith Woerner: Not to mention that his drunkenness wasn't cute and funny.

@Thalantas: Stingrays can kill you (ask Steve Irwin's survivors) but mantas eat krill and are fascinated by lights. Perhaps they're reincarnated fashion models.

@sibelian: My loss is the Universe's gain.

@TemporalOutLaw: Very well-preserved.

All my family suffered from bouts of sarcasm; we called it Weisenheimer's Disease.

You forgot Thomas Jerome Newton.