Tommy, what do mean you 'forgot' your pony?!

I'm a professional animator, so mine is an informed opinion, I hope, and it is this: Clippy was as lovable as typhoid fever.

@Renzo: Hey, I'm just happy I can start it.

Can I join the French army?

Why doesn't it work on my '87 420 SEL?

Has anyone tried a loupe or triplet?

I married an Oracle DBA who spoke Fortran like a native, and even he would have thought it impolite.

I confess I thought at first it was the Gilpin family's urine.

@FriedPeeps: Is it? I thought service horses had more gear on them...a blanket with a warning, pockets and a little bag slung under their their tails just in case.

Were my husband alive he'd have it in the living room already...and it would work in there.

Two words: The Stig

@achalddave: Good thing horses aren't shiny, then.

What I really like is how everyone is acting all cool and not crowding around the tiny horse because MAC GEAR IS COOLER THAN A TINY HORSE!

@Alexander Riccio: Clarkson is going to be buried in something bigger.

There are workarounds that are actually free...or perhaps there were. You can copy an mp3 file you already have in iTunes, edit it and convert it to a ringtone file, or you could.

No, no no and no. Do I have to send it back?

Charming. And so subtly...creepy.

The Machine That Goes 'PING!'

In 2014 we're still brushing our teeth by hand?

@Tristan Lenzo: They said it was the planet Anthea...who knew?