Huh? She moved past Phoebe over a decade ago because she's the only member of that cast with versatility & legitimate acting chops.

I want to move to Pawnee. First in friendship, fourth in obesity.

Yep! My husband put my clean laundry on the bed, and Sparkle burrowed into the pile, only to emerge with the panties wrapped around his neck.

You do have to laugh because you'd lose your mind otherwise. This ad is some pure-dee monkeyball shit.

Oh no, I definitely did that 'oh my god it's so horrible it's hilarious' laugh, too. Sometimes you either laugh or bang your head against a wall a few dozen times at how clueless and racist people are. Laughing is less painful.

No.

Oh Christ. At first glance I thought it was just insinuated with the costume. But that line is just...so bad. And hilarious. And offensive. It's just too many things.

As I said on Jezebel, I call wig.

Loki at home waiting for the cable guy (or the pizza delivery, UPS, whatever) and he won't let them come in until they *kneel*

Ok, so yelling is bad, but a heavy hand on the shoulder and a whispered admonition to behave in a voice that says "I will fucking END you," is still okay, right?

Well if we had any doubts that Gwynnie is cra-cra, this pretty much confirms it.