I was sober and made it thru Stanford’s wedding. Which was just flat out ridiculous. How the fuck does Stanford know Liza Minneli?

Except she was 24, and lifted her skirt to show Clinton her thong.

I wrote in “Aidan’s dog”.

I found this one I like.

Futurama, right?

I don’t know why in that setting, a normal human being would need notes. Has he never talked to someone who just went thru a terrible experience or lost a loved one? It’s not like they’re actually going to do anything about this, so he wouldn’t even need notes on what action they’ll take.

I actually almost spit coffee at the monitor on

Someone who works in television posted on Twitter that Loesch approached him a few years ago about a tv project she wanted to do. SHe would be the star of a conservative talk radio show. Because “I’m so hot” even if liberal hate me, they’ll watch.

It went nowhere, of course, so she is now just a bitter old cunt who…

I like Gods & Monsters and The Mummy.

Are you kidding me? She’s poisoning him?

Guess when Comcast isn’t fucking over customers, they’re fucking over female employees.

I can remember when our drills were getting under our desks in case of Russia attacking us with nuclear weapons. That was scary as hell to my eight year old self, but I think we even knew it probably wouldn’t happen. Also hiding under a desk? yeah whatever.

My sister teaches kindergarten, she said the exact same thing this morning.

This!

My sister teaches kindergarten. She has to explain “intruder drills” to five year olds.

These are fantastic ideas!!

The only thing that would be better is if Cameron handed him a bottle of water.

It looks like they took a photo of Ryan and used the filter to make it look like a painting. Not great.

More an epidemic of stupidity in the GOP.