Were you drunker during the movie, or afterwards to forget the movie?

You win the internet!!

It was two tiny little marks under my thumb. It looked like I marked my hand with the tip of a red pen. It didn’t even really bleed. He just barely punctured the skin.

They lied to him about it. He was busy trying to get an Olympic athlete to friend him on FB.

Did you hear how the vase in Harvey Weinstein’s office forced him to expose himself to numerous actresses? And then to masturbate in front of them?

Why would you take a picture of it if it was an accident, or, as he says “an attack by a vase”.

Hicks wrote the press release defending Porter.

It could be several hours before my lower jaw goes back up, and I clean up the mess from my head exploding.

Anything would be better than Snatched. I saw two minutes of it on HBO the other night and was horrified.

Hey Hope!! Did you see this?

Yeah I was really surprised at his comments, as was Colbert.

And then he has the nerve to say “you perverts looking at my picture and talking about my dick”

She made the point that she was standing with Dreamers.

I heard her parents are Democrats.

This Boomer doesn’t really care for it that much at all.

Getting a defense that knows if you miss a tackle you don’t just stand there like “oh well”. You go after the guy, even if the secondary is on him.

Between insurance companies fucking us over and hospitals not being accountable for charges, it’s a wonder anyone in this country short of millionaires can afford to get a fucking cold.

That happened to me when I had a kidney stone. I raised seven kinds of hell with the insurance company, “how the fuck do I know if St Vincent’s Emergency Physicians Group” isn’t in network, when St. Vincent’s Hospital is, and why the fuck doesn’t St Vincent make their doctors join in the group they’re in”.

I get more infuriated every time the trailers come on tv.

Sand Camp. We dump two tons of sand in your yard every month. What you do with it is your business.