I like how she’s mistaken Trump’s weird can’t-fail popularity for her own. Sure, the MAGA morons would probably forgive Trump for giving a handy to a dude in the middle of a triple-X theater. God’s plan and all that. But Boebert’s no Trump; she doesn’t have his power. A more conservative district is not going to be…

Since returning you guys are very low on content. It’s 1PM EST. Shouldn’t you have more than one recap article by now?

Yeah, if it’s 4:1, it doesn’t matter if they jumped out of a clown car. I just can’t imagine Jez taking the same tone if it were a (likeable) woman. Like “She claimed she was attacked... by people on foot. lol”

NOBODY IS KISSING THE AUTHOR AND IT’S NOT FAIR!

Yeah, the fact that the attackers were on mini bikes may seem funny at first but this sort of thing has been happening in a few cities where large groups of people riding mopeds or four-wheelers or mini bikes, etc. swarm the roads and sometimes of a driver honks or yells at them, that driver gets jumped. I just pull…

Taylor Swift Kissed Travis Kelce While He Was Wearing a Corduroy Suit

What is the tone of the Ian Ziering bit? He got jumped by 4 people.

It makes me so unreasonably happy that this or some form of it has been trending on twitter for several days

Ded.  

Apparently it’s Viktor Knavs, Melania’s father. 

Ivanka is standing next to her dad. There’s no more “significant other” for her than he is.

Yes, who is that? Is that the Tangerine Terror’s brother? Also, the guy standing next to Donnie Jr. - is that his son? And where’s Eric?

Tiffany looks like she might be photoshopped in

So many questions:

So what’s the over/under on number of days until John Schneider does away with the “I didn’t really say that” and just goes with “I thought we had freedom of speech in this country?!?!?!?!?!!?”

Go back to 2007-08 - instead of running for President, he could have just (had ghost)written a book called America’s Mayor or some shit like that about how he bravely brought NY back from 9/11 and made millions, then fucked off forever able to afford a lifetime supply of hookers, booze, and blow. Now he’s a broke ass…

“No person could have reasonably believed that Mayor Rudy Giuliani would be able to pay such a high punitive amount”.

You really want to talk about Mariah’s personal life, but couching it in some ceasefire/abortion rhetoric. If this is the new Jezebel ... I might have to sit this version out.

14 year age difference but Carey is 54 and Tanaka is 50? That’s a Lil confusing :)