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Linda Blair Waldorf
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We are all Choupette...*

Karl Lagerfeld’s beloved cat, Choupette, hissing at Kim Kardashian immediately upon meeting her.

No idea why “a blonde whose twenty years younger,” was important to say. She clearly moved on months ago. It isn’t her business what he does now.

Drake hosted a pretty wild birthday party for a now-37-year-old man.

We have no idea if he was a harm to others. This is none of our business. Stop acting like you’re an expert on their family situation. Not sure why this has anything to do with you involving yourself with a homeless woman you didn’t even know. Family members have a different legal recourse than a complete stranger,

It sounds like the wife is trying to get a divorce, so she doesn’t have to worried about him one way or the other. 

Yeah, I don’t know when an intervention becomes a kidnap? If you had the resources to rescue/kidnap a kid from a bad situation wouldn’t you do it? I know you can take a horse to water etc etc, but if I thought my kid was heading back into a bad place I’d probably force them into rehab, too.

Maybe Allman just doesn’t want to speak to his ex-wife.

It sounds like he’s a junkie and she was trying to get him into rehab. It’s none of our business so I’m not sure why the media keeps obsessing over it. 

Why?  Get a life other than theirs.

Now that they’ve turned off the comments section The Root may as well shut down.

The call is coming from inside the house.

I just imagine if one of my friends told me that, despite all appearances and everything they’d been saying, their marriage has been broken for seven years but they can’t face “actually” ending it...

The term “geezer dick” will be bouncing around my head all day. So, you know, thanks.

And it’s the same pile of shit in every pot. Her marriage and her insightful wisdom. 

To be fair, the $100 million mentioned above is just from pre-sale tickets for the MOVIE of the concert alone which... not too shabby.

Never mind editing TS into the opening of the video: we need a Tay-Tay/Flay-Flav buddy/road movie STAT!

Oh my god. For some reason, I’m really really loving that the first name in the “Oh, everybody was there! There was...” roll-call is motherfucking Flavor Flav. The hilarity of this is compounded by the fact that, if this is to be believed, Taylor Tay selected him personally. In my mind, this call took place in

I know all this. I’m annoyed that Jezebel didn’t bother to take 30 seconds to check to see where the Chiefs were playing and when. Only saying it was “notable” he wasn’t there.

Because as long as she’s in the race, she gets to fundraise ... and she can use that money after she’s lost on anything she wants.