Roseanne and Andrew Dice Clay are quite possibly the only people on Earth who have no business making fun of the Kardashians.

Jezebel’s relationship to Hilary Clinton has reached that awkward adolescent stage where Jezebel has realized Mom has her own friends and is actually kind of fun and doesn’t exist purely to meet Jezebel’s ever-changing emotional needs. Jez would like Hilary to go away and stop embarrassing Jez while simultaneously…

I hope he hasn’t been allowed to continue being a resident assistant in a dorm. After allegedly attempting to assault her, he later entered her room uninvited and stood inside the doorway while she yelled at him to leave.

Wow, they’ve managed to transform her into the well-preserved 47 year old third wife of a Russian oligarch that she’s always aspired to be.

I liked “Hannity Kane.”

I suspect you’d be surprised to learn the number of women who are aware of porn stars both as performers and as pop-culture figures.

Sexually humiliating a professional subordinate in public isn’t the same when victim is a man? I’m sure your company’s HR department would love to hear your rationale for this.

It’s a little bit of both. Dunaway is probably losing her faculties as a result of age but I know several people who have worked with her on various projects going back decades and she’s been always been both physically and verbally abusive.

Do you know how many “thousands” is? Because I’m pretty sure Splinter gets more daily views than the average college kid’s Instagram feed.

Neil sez #AllDeathsMatter

Bingo. This was professionally crafted damage control that somehow assumed his white suburban wine-mom fanbase wouldn’t give a shit about his suggesting that woman who report sexual assault are often liars.

I find it interesting that he didn’t follow up with an apology for saying #MeToo is dangerous because some women are liars.

Clearly you’ve never seen Ben Shapiro debate.

Nancy’s anxiety is that someone will eventually give her the smackdown she deserves if she keeps popping off like this.

I find it sadly unsurprising that, after publishing numerous articles over the years decrying the lack of public discussion about the post-natal effects of childbirth on women’s bodies and sexual feelings, Jezebel would ridicule a celebrity for using her media time to publicly discuss the post-natal effects of…

My very first thought was “Hmm, I wonder if she’ll keep it with all the others?”

“Someone called me an islamophobic...”

Ew, I just realized that McCain’s primary appeal may have been that his real life mirrored so many of Lindsey’s FetLife role-play scenarios.

A Venn diagram of these two things looks a lot like a total eclipse.