Pretty sure the only thing the Bible calls “precious” are fetuses. So checkmate, heathen.

He looks like someone set his face on fire and put it out with a chain.

“can feel it. That’s what I do in life, it’s called — like, I understand.”

And what is Aleppo?

She and Fredrick Douglass are hanging out.

Harriet Tubman is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

Hmm, I never thought of that. I keep forgetting that as a liberal Brit, what I consider normal would probably be socialist to most Americans and what they find normal would be outrageously conservative to me. :/

I’m lowkey worried that this is all a distraction though. They’re rolling back on financial regulation (because that’s apparently how you stick it to the elites at Wall St.) but no one’s giving that full coverage because of the total clusterfuck that’s the Muslim Ban.

More like thre K’s

Well, we do know that salads are only for women, so if you make your boychild eat salad, you WILL turn him gay in a New York minute. It’s just science!

Yeah but she had the nerve to wear SLEEVELESS DRESSES. How fucking DARE she.

They probably do think that, though. For real. Think about it, studies show that the top thinnest population centers are all large, coastal liberal cities like NY, LA, San Fran. The fattest tend to be in red, southern and midwestern cities.

Physical fitness is a liberal conspiracy.

I’m not begrudging Gloria anything. I think she’s pretty great. But she wasn’t a first lady, so she didn’t have the same restrictions.

Because it’s hard to see into those squinty ass eyes and see that there’s no soul inside there.

First ladies have often served to promote style and oftentimes their fashion, decorating, or diet choices have triggered big sales for designers or for nutritional movements. Jackie Kennedy (style and culture) Lady Bird Johnson (environmentalism) and Betty Ford (wellness) all come to mind. But not one ever cashed in…

Obama should partner with a manufacturer to release an actual ObamaPhone just to rustle some jimmies.