lincvattic
lincvattic
lincvattic

Goddamn they must be terrified that this game isn’t gonna do well.

Ah Jason, you are the best.

Sure, let’s teach it war strategy. Sounds like a great plan.

Username checks out.

Maybe?...

Nook is a slave owner. You don’t just sell your town but all the people. Now he owns them all.

Dude, he’s probably got connections to the mafia. How else do you think he can coerce people into insurmountable debts? After all, I mean, he’s the only real estate agent in the area. Doesn’t that seem a tad suspicious?

He maybe has a money making machine, U know, that secret furniture he never sells to you?

“For some, this might present an attractive option, but many players are finding that Nook never shows up to negotiate, and their town gets deleted in the process.”

What the hell is Tom Nook doing? How is he affording all of this, first off, and why is he buying entire towns?

The whole SNK pixel house style is due for a comeback and I say BRING IT THE FUCK ON. Far and away my favorite art style

People play Conquest?

Don’t like being sniped with a shotgun

can that person email me patricia@kotaku.com

I have a buddy that has an orc wife in Skyrim.

Show me another war that killed a million+ people in a single battle.