This had already made my day, but then I noticed that it’s filed to “go fuck yourselves”...I bow down to your lack of fucks.

Crying children irritate me just as much as the next person, but the last time I checked, this is goddamn America, and I recognize your right to be on that plane, same as me. Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go because your child might, I dunno, ACT LIKE WE ALL DID…

Next Up:

“Avenge...my...death...” [Above: A dying man passes a spark plug to his son during Triton V8 service.]

Listen: How nice are these?

Upright isn’t a bad idea, they make for much more comfortable bikes than sport bikes and allow for good all around handling. Not sure on prices, but bikes like the Yamaha FZ1 are what you’re looking for, upright riding position, drive train from an R1. If you’ve never ridden before I would not recommend starting on…

This one doesn’t have pedals so it’s easier to get the hang of balancing. Then you move up to a bike with pedals and training wheels to really figure things out and build confidence, and eventually you can take the training wheels off and really go for it. My neighbor has one of these and he seems to be picking it up…

A dual -purpose bike like the CRF250L (or go ahead and get the 650 if you’re a big lummox like me). It’s the best of both worlds: All the lane-splitting sweetness on the street, go anywhere a built 4x4 can go off-road, plus you’re (maybe) a little less likely to get all racey on the road when you just don’t possess…

Must. get. a. bike.

I actually was standing in my closet the other night thinking

The people who love it all identify with district 12... they don’t realize that they are actually residents of the Capitol.

Because the Baltimore City Police Department lost 109 officers in the last year to gang violence. Oh wait, no, the city lost 109 citizens to police.

Is this a high or low scale? CA is 30 overall but highly varied between driving, speeding and drunk. I think we have pretty shitty drivers but most people are aware of how shitty everyone else is so it evens out.

Just wait until she gets brave enough to show you how much she likes pegging.

Does anyone remember Ministry’s 1988 album Land of Rape and Honey?

1) terrible, low-paying entry level jobs that are dead ends

Bill was easily the best Republican President we ever had.

I feel a lump near my throat just reading the ad.