Facebook believes I am interested in televisions and dental floss.

Wow. That sounds scary. I once had to deal with a neighbor who had a variety of mental illnesses that manifested in several specific paranoias and delusions. It was unpleasant and frightening. Good luck!

What the hell is Bible Betty getting up to in your yard?

That is exactly what I came here to suggest... that French nuns turn up en masse in habits at beaches to protest this bullshittery. They don’t even have to be actual French nuns! Get thee to a costumery!

There are no shortage of words and phrases that could be employed to turn scenario two into scenario one. Mr. Jekyll is never far away and if she feels it’s unseemly to encourage him it will be a very dull debate.

Fund raiser!

fuck off.

What part of the story makes you think any of the women involved were sex workers?

I don’t have ad block and it won’t play here either.

Buy the 2 quart “tea maker” for $25. Then make cold brew coffee in it, because no one needs a special dedicated iced tea maker, and no one who likes iced coffee will be happy with one measly quart.

Buy the 2 quart “tea maker” for $25. Then make cold brew coffee in it, because no one needs a special dedicated iced…

No, it’s not that hard to tell if Shkreli is serious. He is not. Not even a little bit. He’s being sarcastic, and not in the Donald Trump (totally doesn’t know what sarcasm is) manner.

The confluence of mental illness and religious zealotry had more to do with her situation than pornography. It would make as much sense for her to oppose the possession of knives as it does to oppose pornography.

That would be a stick on soul patch merkin with optional silver tone embellishment. $19.99 plus s&h.

Please start an anti-Ole Miss (I shuddered when I typed that) Pinterest page with these stat!

What the serious fuck do they care? Are HGTV and the Gaines family the only entities allowed to profit from this? Isn’t that the entire point of that other HGTV monstrosity about how to afford beach front property even if you are one of the poors? Chip and Jojo can shiplap the entire burg of Waco as long as the…

Aside from the IOC statement, I can totally see a version where all of these things are true. The swimmers stopped to use the crapper, found it locked, got pissed, kicked down the door, someone (police or robbers or policerobbers) and decided to investigate/strong arm/rob, the idiot athletes.

Does anyone have photos of their own freshmen dorm rooms to post for contrast — cause that Julia Sugarbaker monstrosity is fucking ridiculous.

No, the beds are regular size; the women are elfin.

No one but Lochte and his companions know exactly what happened, but the bullshittery in this statement should not go unacknowledged: “You can see the supposed victims arriving without signs of being physically or psychologically shaken, even joking amongst themselves.”

As a non-nonAmerican, we are bewildered by it as well.