Should have downloaded it immediately. I’m now very bummed it has disappeared.

Highly unlikely. They just don’t like people giving away their IP for free.

I know chargebacks are a thing that happens, but I’m amazed anyone can stay in business when the banks blame an online retailer for the fraud and then charge them $30 for the hassle.

Did you get all of that from the trailer? If so, bravo Mr. Schreier. I thought the video was incredibly confusing.

Speaking as a Mets fan: I get why the front office signs him because he’s available, he’s cheap and he’s good, and they’re ultimately the ones who don’t give a crap what he does in the offseason.

Felix’s girlfriend also may be depressed, which is feeding into her inability to confront some of her issues.

Bananas most definitely will plug you up. Ask a doctor.

Finally.

My ranking of the best films: 4, 5, 7, 6, 1, 3, 2

1) I hate Bald Bull with a passion.

J. Crew was a store I used to be able to buy clothes from, but their prices are outrageous.

More reasons for me to avoid this game.

Pretty sure Hopeless has kids, so hopefully he can draw on that as inspiration.

Is Tucker Max really associated with PUAs? I always thought he was a debaucherous asshole with a flair for doing hilarious (if completely evil) stuff.

Even worse is Google’s constant need to consolidate or interconnect services (which also causes branding problems.)

Of course it would take a nerd 11 years to get around to reviewing sex.

Totally did this once. I was casually seeing a woman for a couple months. When I met a new woman, I became totally enamored with her and simply stopped talking to the previous person even when calls and texts got pretty desperate. I didn’t think about it much at the time, but it was a total dick move. I am happily…

"Summer tires?"

Are you under the delusion that most people have seasonal tires in their garage? I know this is Jalopnik, but I think it's safe to say most of us have one car and one set of tires on it.

Valve doesn't need a clear indication of where they draw the line. Their policy is they won't offer offensive material. Clearly they think that this game is offensive and games such as "Postal" are not.