My thoughts exactly. The purpose of an origin story is (typically) to establish motivations and develop empathy with the audience. The Joker works best without these things.

6/10 trolling. Effort is good but this tries to hard.

I mean number 4 in the world out of who knows how many firms that exist is definitely what I’d call one of the “top” firms. Also my god your comment comes off as super douchey.

Assuming he was flaccid (which, admittedly is a stretch on account of his clear attraction to Dianna), dicks have this incredible ability to be squished/mashed/crumbled without any issue. Unless your dick is monstrous, you should be able to cover it with one hand. Consider this: The ‘package’ portion of men’s…

...Some sort of Zone of Danger?

Zoom, you accidentally misspelled Adam Warlock multiple times. Is your keyboard malfunctioning?

Call me crazy, but I kinda wish more CEOs would just give it to me straight like that.

I will take that shit into consideration next time.

That’s because its not as much as a X-men movie as a movie that happens to have X-Men in it.

http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Reaper

You're not being a stickler, you're being rude. And you don't "hate to," or else you wouldn't have followed it up with the "real fans" dig. All you had to say was hey, why not call it the full name Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, or just The Road Warrior. Be nice.