Are you ignoring the Lord of the Rings series? 450m for 10 episodes.

You and I remember the '99 VMAs differently. Only regarding the twerking, though. Because TLC's "No Scrubs" was pretty twerky. And so was Britney Spears' co-performance with *nsync. And of all things, Lil' Kim's flashing show is probably worse (or better, depending how you look at it) than Miley Cyrus' twerk.

It was "Jane, stop this thing. I order you, stop!"

It's her way of saying "I'm not making jokes about them because I think I'm better than them, but because I know I'm not". I think she's classy and sassy for it. And not just because we share a birthday, albeit 9 years apart.

Touche. But what I meant was that I know iOS users who hate android so they attempt to make out how bad it is by belittling its capabilities.

Why on earth would you want to assist an Android user when you're not one yourself?

I think that, given the leaps of faith in stellar husbandry assumptions and the like, to strike off lightsabres as a potential technology is a bit much. I'd be willing to be that they're possible, in most of the ways as seen in the Star Wars films, but the obvious area that can't happen is young padawans making them…

Maybe you're Mike Tyson...