I miss being able to not think about what Barack was doing or was going to do.

Remember when the biggest controversies were tan suits and dijon mustard?

I really miss his ability to string coherent sentences together from correct and relevant words of more than one syllable.  Who knew that would ever be something I’d miss in a president?

I feel left out, too, because he didn’t do my state. But apparently, this is the first list of endorsements with more to come.  Or so I’ve heard.

Looks like it’s time to email my Republican senator (Jerry Moran) and tell him what a spineless fuck he is.

I might be mistaken, but I think the 23andMe type tests are more about how many genetic markers you have, which don’t necessarily inherit in a clean 50/50 mix from each parent. So by pure luck you could have inherited a whole bunch of markers from the 1 Irish great-grandparent you had several generations ago that make…

You don’t get even parts of all the batches of ancestral DNA your parents have.

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?

Hmm, this year’s crop of white tears is exceptional.

“It was an awful mistake”

I actually hope he’s not exaggerating with those statements.

Taking responsibility for one’s actions is thin on the ground in 2018.

“I’m out of business, I’m completely out, I’m done, I’ll never work in Columbus again,” he added. “This has completely and thoroughly ruined my life.”

Let me fix this for you:

I’m not saying what they did wasn’t wrong and illegal. But they moonlight at a trucking company and get suspended, while other cops are literally getting away with murder and get to keep their jobs. There’s something really off about that.

I’m pretty sure people have built statues of Trump taking it from behind by the Russian Bear. The above ain’t shit.

Yeah, I know, I just wanted this person to explain his thought process.

Can you explain why it is automatically homophobic to joke that these two are in love and wanna bang, without the assumption that gayness is inherently negative?

I dunno... I watched it (thanks for that minute of my life that I’ll never get back) and it didn’t strike me as “eww gross they’re so gay for each other” as much as “it’s fucking weird how much Trump is desperate for Putin’s approval... like it goes beyond diplomacy or politics and it seems like this weird romantic…

Joking that they’re gay is homophobic.