Not a husband and wife linking arms!!!! I am scandalized!!!

A forger working for CVS accuses a woman of being a forger.

Malicious or not, it’s probably actionable.

This couple sound like self-involved assholes. Of course she uses my personal peeve of shortening a word and adding ‘ish’ to the end.

Shit...for $1,600 a month you better have a guy there to open the pool door for me.

(“A gentleman never tells” is a cliche line that likely would be the only thing he could say to get the questions to stop)

Well, she sounds like the worst. I hadn’t heard of her before this incident but if I see her name come up again I’ll know to keep on moving.

Ughhhhhhhhh I hate everything

The shitlord now owns Gawker.com not the Gizmodo Media Group, which owns this site along with all the other previously owned Gawker sites. So she can bite away :)

You do realize all these sites aren’t affiliated with Gawker anymore, right? So the owner of Gawker isn’t the owner of the Gizmodo Media Group.

I went googling for a Dumbo Bambie hybrid expecting the internet to fail me... I give you the glory that is Dumbie.

are you new here 

“Honestly, Mr. Trump, you look like two rhinos fighting it out under a blanket. Bravo, we are most amused.”

oh my god, lololololol

1. I mean, of course it was for plastic surgery.

Donald Trump always dresses like he’s actually two slovenly children standing on each others shoulders, ready to do a business

“could Donald— for once— actually get a suit or tux that fits him?”

It shouldn’t be surprising to anyone any more that the Democratic party is deeply opposed to progressive policy. They make a fuss about gay rights and abortion to keep you opposed to “the other guy” while they act in lock step with the Republicans to expand executive power and siphon the country’s wealth to wall…

Nancy Pelosi will step up and force that fucker Crowley to step aside because she’s smart enough to realize how bad this looks after the Bernie/DNC fiasco.